Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Pain in the a**…

So twitter was attacked this morning.  It just got fixed.  But it pains me to admit that it was that event that brought me here, to tumblr.

Anyway, now that I’m here, let’s begin.

My name is Maria and I write stories about people, relationships, emotions, feelings. Let me clarify for a moment, by “stories about people, relationships, emotions, feelings” I do not mean, romantic, sappy, pink-coloured tales of dashing gentlemen scooping damsels in distress and riding them into the sunset.

No.

First of all, I’m gay so no gentlemen scooping no one. And two…seriously..?